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Bro-vice: How to Save a Marriage

By: Sean Percival

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Married guys, want to know how to save just about any marriage?

TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Yes its just that simple, take out the trash, take it out every time without wifey having to ask you.

I’ll admit, this is something I’m horrible at. Ohhh I know its not easy, you want to stack that shit high, Homer Simpson style. Trust me though, just take it out even if its not full.

Your wife will love it, and your kitchen will smell great.

Double-Bonus.

 


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7 Comments about “Bro-vice: How to Save a Marriage”

  1. Crystal Arcand Says:

    As a woman, I’m here to tell you this is true. Men: listen!

  2. laurie percival Says:

    OMG you do understand! xoxoxoxo thank you for acknowledging this, now please continue to do it =)

  3. Nic Says:

    Personally, I’d sub in “put the seat down” and “flush” for “take out the garbage. Just my opinion.

    But I bet some woman out there agrees.

  4. Lee H. Baucom, Ph.D. Says:

    And what’s behind this? Being considerate. Great message. Consideration and civility go a long way in showing love.

    Lee H. Baucom, Ph.D.
    author of Save The Marriage

  5. Bruce Curley Says:

    Poetry for Play

    Tonight is a night for poetry for play,
    of the word well turned in grace
    that gently caresses the long neck,
    softly lifts the red hair on your head,
    opens the fleshy pink folds of your mind,
    whispers tenderly to your soul’s desire,
    and raises, raises, raises and kisses
    your expectations with a female understanding
    of the worth of tending to the other’s wants.

    Tonight I will hold you with no abruptness,
    take your flesh’s warmth and embrace
    and merely embrace it back as fiercely,
    expect nothing more and demand even less,
    bathed in this moment of pink-dawn light
    I will supplicate before your spirited ways,
    go to the altar of your life and love,
    take the communion of your hope
    and live up to it…no lies…no deceit…
    no obstacles to your thoughts or beliefs.

    Tonight, the ending of this poem is yours.

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