I’m watching a Twitter tale right now, its a sad story about two lost iPhones. Thanks to wonders of social media we can all watch it unfold. The cast includes Sean Bonner, his new fiancé Tara Brown and Nick Star. The villain one “Ben”, does not appear to have a Twitter account. Although after fucking with Sean, I imagine his only twits would be “HALP!” anyway.
Here are some highlights so far:
October 18th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Sean… Sean… Write all of this down & send it to the new 90210 afterward. Not to water down the story or make things seem less serious than they are, but this would make for some interesting mid-grade television.
Bonner. If you need a bagman, I’ve got duct tape, a tack hammer, and a frayed extension cord at the ready. I fucking HATE thieves, unless they’re the kind giving me a paycheck. At that rate, I loath thieves. Regardless. A Find-Ben-Flash-Mob may be in order.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Get ready for more potentially bad news if you do not find your phone. That “special” price you got for the iPhone will not be available if you have to replace your iPhone. At least in Texas, and the customer service rep indicated for all other regions, you only get the “discount” rate of $ 199 or $ 299 one time with AT & T and/or Apple. Replacement phones are $ 399 and $ 499, no exceptions until like a year after you purchased the 1st one!
Mine was stolen when my car was burglarized. No exceptions. I’m gonna just bag the service. I’ll do business with someone else.
Good luck finding your phone.
GM